They shouldn't be alive

Maybe it's in bad taste, but I don't give a damn. Funny piece from Maxim about wrestlers to take in your dead pool. Sample:



Dusty Rhodes
Age: 61
Odds that he'll die before 2008: 10 to 1
Why he should be dead: Even when Dusty was in his prime, his man boobs suggested that the American Dream spent as much time with Bit-O-Honeys as he did with barbells. Now that he has no reason to exercise, he has a regular seat in every rib joint south of Delaware.
How he'll die: Can you overdose on barbecue sauce? If anyone can find out, it'll be Dusty.